I didn't write a post because I was busy doing THIS

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ATTENTION: anyone who is on Twitter - have you tried this??? It's a thingy (yes that is a technical computing term) that predicts what your next tweet will be, based on your previous tweets. 

Oh. My. God. 

Since I spent approximately two hours playing with this last night, I thought I would be generous and share with you, dear readers, some of the trends I spotted in my predictions. You're welcome.

1. I appear to use the words "lovely", "woop" and, oddly, "cutlery" worryingly often.

Who doesn't love cutlery?

2. Also the phrase "suck balls" (I have no idea).

Just to be clear.

 4. Twitter seems to think I'm a sex spammer...

So true!

I don't know any Turkish guys, I swear.

5. ...and a serial killer....

Must die, bla bla. Whatever. At least I've saved you the choice.

6. ...and just an all-round egotistical beeyatch.

Your blog is okay, I guess...

Ok, the shoes bit is a fair point, but I do NOT vividly remember being beautiful, hilarious or indeed requested.

7. I am waaay more enthusiastic on Twitter than I am in real life.

Well, it is a good word. And I am desperate for lovely comments. But what's with the excessive punctuation?

Ummmmm.

Anyway, if you're on Twitter I highly recommend you give this a go. Hours of fun. If you're not, JOIN NOW AND FOLLOW ME (because after seeing my future tweets, why wouldn't you?). If you're looking for an equally effective method of procrastination I suggest you go and check out this anagram builder over on the ever hilarious Another Damn Life (thanks to Rachel for the reminder! Cos I really need another way to suck time out of my day! Oh wow I really do use a lot of exclamation marks!!)

And I leave you with this final thought.

You're telling me it only just got ridiculous?